I'm Amanda. 22. Alabama. Aiden's Mommy. Madly in Love. Atheist. Feminist. Misanthrope. Closet Hipster. Monster Addict. Brutally Honest. Evil Mastermind. I am the danger.
Holy water cannot help you now
Thousand armies couldn’t keep me out
I don’t want your money
I don’t want your crown
See I’ve come to burn your kingdom down
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?